Average at best since 2000…

This website is a random collection of ideas, articles, parodies and good ol’ satire, partially inspired by them Corpses, particularly their Christmas Book. Ahem.

The site has known many guises since it’s conception in April 2002, originally known as the snappily-titled Ian the Smegmeister’s Golden Comedy Website, then a huge change to Ian the Smegmeister’s British Comedy Website, before finally settling on Smegmeister’s Portal. When this title was achieved, the site was suspended two weeks later. It then came back for a bit in May 2002, before buggering off again. But now it’s here to stay!

The website looks best at 800x600. I know most people have a higher resolution than that these days, but I’ve got a crap computer so I don’t see why the rest of you should have a good time of it.

All site content and design by Ian Symes.

Last updated: Saturday, 10 August 2002.