When you get right down to it, James is just a 17 year old (no, not 12 year old) guy traveling around with no parental authority. You know as well as I do that he must be trying to suppress his male urges every minute of the day. But sometimes he slips. The target could be another guy, Jessie, another girl, a pokemon, whatever. Here's some of the products of James' lusty thoughts.

Homosexual: James wants to "go straight" (7: Waterflowers of Cerulean City) - Wav James grins as he looks into Brock's eyes (16: Pokemon Shipwreck) - Jpeg Brock and James have a good giggle, and end up Frenching (19: Ghost of Maiden's Peak) - Gif1 - Jpeg2 Say it ain't so! James checking ASH out? (25: Pokemon Scent-sation!) - Jpeg James meets his "good buddy" Chopper (34: The Bridge Bike Gang) - RM - Wav Ehh! Thant one's too young, James! (50: The Purrfect Hero) - Jpeg James and Jess both get a nice faceful of (heh) cream! (46: So Near, yet so Farfetched) - Jpeg He has "unusual appetites" (77: Pallet Party Panic) - Wav James has a fear of "blowing it" (84: The Crystal Onix) - Wav Getting up close and personal with Butch (86: Pikachu Re-volts!) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 James presents his ass; any takers? (92: Shipful of Shivers) - Jpeg James shows us his butt yet again (117: Roll on, Pokemon) - Jpeg James hangs on to Brock's pants for dear life (152: Forest Grumps!) - Jpeg Mmmm.... what is the color and consistency, James? (as if the name of this episode isn't bad enough!) (192: Ring Masters) - Wav James presents his ass for YET a third time! Somebody settle this boy down! (210: A Corsola Caper!) - Jpeg Nobody can take away James' queendom. He's said it himself! (210: A Corsola Caper!) - Wav Yum, yum, hotdogs! *snicker* (213: Dueling Heroes) - Wav James is concerned; Butch is sensitive about his name (217: The Mystery is History) - Wav James has bananas, Jessie has sausages. *sweatdrop* (227: Hatching a Plan) - Jpeg James is concerned about others' opinion of his hole ^_^ (231: Xatu the Future) - Wav Pile-On! (Ash on James) (231: Xatu the Future) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 Pile-On! Part 2 (James on Brock hee hee) (231: Xatu the Future) - Jpeg - How many men will satisfy James? 20? 100? (233: Rage of Innocence) - Wav1 - Wav2 Just listen to this exchange between "Flying Fingers" Oak and "hey, I'm not done yet" James (he's disguising his voice, so it sounds a little weird) (242: Will the Real Professor Oak Please Stand Up?) - Wav A spark forms between Oak and James! (242: Will the Real Professor Oak Please Stand Up?) - Jpeg What is James' favorite metaphysical state? (249: Great Bowls of Fire) - Wav James likes everything flaming, methinks (249: Great Bowls of Fire) - Wav James wants Ash to "work it" *weep* (251: Why? Wynaut?) - Wav James' interactions with the Mexican Magicarp-Selling Dude (257: Here's Looking At You, Elekid) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 - Jpeg3 O.o James massages a fellow named Blurt. Sensually. (260: The Mother of All Battles) - Jpeg - Wav The ultimate James quote; stay out of trouble! (2nd Pokemon Movie) - Wav Heterosexual: James thinks Giselle is cute (9: School of Hard Knocks) - Jpeg - Wav James' also sweet on the ghost of Maiden's Peak (19: Ghost of Maiden's Peak) - Jpeg My goodness, what are J and J doing? (43: Attack of the Prehistoric Pokemon) - Jpeg Jess and James have a moment in the hot air balloon (45: Holy Matrimony) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 What, James doesn't like Jessie grabbing his butt? (65: Make Room for Gloom) - Jpeg J and J look at each other with sparkly googly eyes (92: Shipful of Shivers) - Jpeg "Ship of Friends?" Sounds like shippiness to me... (93: Meowth Rules) - Wav That's quite a fear hug! (note the bulge in James' pants!) (121: Snubbull Snobbery) - Jpeg James needs to open his eyes for that view! (139: Shadow of a Drought) - Jpeg James and Meowth drool over ... Misty? (152: Forest Grumps) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 Noooo! Now James and Misty are hugging and gazing at each other! (152: Forest Grumps) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 James feels "warm and fuzzy"... with Jessie (167: A Better Pill to Swallow) - Wav - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 Ehhh... James, on top of Jessie? (167: A Better Pill to Swallow) - Jpeg Methinks James protests too much... (179: Ghost of a Chance) - Wav Jessie and James, married? (Drawing by Toshihiro Ono, who draws the Pokemon manga) - Jpeg Well, James may want to cop a feel with Tomaku, but he sure doesn't want to be in a relationship with her! (196: The Heartbreak of Brock) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 - Jpeg3 - Jpeg4 Jessie says it best; this kind of thing is only what girls with overactive imaginations would picture. (196: THe Heartbreak of Brock) - Wav - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 James gets perilously close to Jessie's rear (201: The Screen Actor's Guilt) - Jpeg James informs Jess that he's "stiffening up" (214: A Perfect Match) - Wav James cops a feel on a furious Jessie (217: The Mystery is History) - Jpeg James and Jessie hug on a rock. (James actually says he loves his teammmates at this point) (238: Hocus Pokemon) - Jpeg Jessie (disguised as Mary), glomps the hell out of a startled James (disguised as Oak) (242: Will the Real Professor Oak Please Stand Up?) - Jpeg James won the "Golden Tongue Award"... and Jessie is intrigued! (242: Will the Real Professor Oak Please Stand Up?) - Jpeg - Wav Jessie being obvious, and James missing the point (251: Why? Wynaut?) - Wav J and J have had a rough night (even the twerps notice) (259: Address Unown) - Jpeg James grabs Jessie from behind (262: A Claim to Flame) - Jpeg Pokebestial: James just enjoys holding Magikarp a little too much (15: Battle aboard the St. Anne) - RM James mounts Ekans (24: Primeape goes Bananas) - Jpeg What was Meowth doing in James' uniform top? ... Oh ... (25: Pokemon Scent-sation)- Jpeg Seizure, schmeizure... Blueshipping is the real reason it was banned! (Electric Soldier Porygon, not released in US)- Jpeg James lets his Victreebell suck on him for the very first time (54: Breeding Center Secret) - Jpeg - Wav Kabuto do tickle, don't they, James? (83: Shell Shock!) - Wav James compliments Victreebell, only to get sucked again (95: A Way Off Day Off) - Wav Meowth has clearly fused his crotch to James' head (98: Get Along, Little Pokemon)- Jpeg Victreebell's got itself sucking Arbok instead, and James looks devastated (101: Bound for Trouble)- Jpeg Another Victreebell picture; this one just defies description... (119: Flower Power)- Jpeg Where was he keeping those pidgey? (130: Tanks a Lot!) - Jpeg James needs to be pulled by Brock's Onix (152: Forest Grumps) - Wav James must be enjoying whatever Arbok's doing (161: Carrying On!) - Jpeg - Wav James "complains" that Victreebell chews him (163: Two Hits and a Miss) - Wav Yes, I guess Meowth would know... (REALLY funny!) (166: Beauty and the Breeder) - Wav Ehhh... James and Meowth, getting close (167: A Better Pill to Swallow) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 - Jpeg3 - Wav Wow, now James is BEGGING Victreebel! (167: A Better Pill to Swallow) - Wav Jealous boy! Victreebell's turned its attentions to Meowth instead (170: Wobbu-Palooza) - Jpeg James and Vic in a balloon, animated for your amusement (176: The Apple Corps) - Gif James suuure like his Mareep (177: Houndoom's Special Delivery) - Wav I guess Victreebel got sick of going for James' head (181: Trouble's Brewing) - Jpeg I'm pretty sure it's not OK to force a Meowth to do something like that (Jessie seems interested, though!) (181: Trouble's Brewing) - Jpeg A Murkrow, trying to undo James' pants... (182: All That Glitters!) - Jpeg James NEEDS Victreebell (189: Dunsparce Deception) - Wav Jigglypuff doesn't appreciate James' advances (197: Current Events!) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 Just because it smells like fish doesn't mean it's OK to... oh, my! (199: Doing What Comes Natu-rally) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 Not in front of the children, Vic! (199: Doing What Comes Natu-rally) - Wav James is overwhelmed by an overeager octillery (212: Octillery the Outcast) - Jpeg James cheers meowth on ^_^ (212: Octillery the Outcast) - Wav James and Meowth... This just _has_ to be wrong. (217: The Mystery is History) - Wav Meowth, snuggled under James' top (219: A promise is a Promise!) - Jpeg James wraps his legs around Wobbuffet (220: Throwing in the Noctowl) - Jpeg James and Meowth, fighting to be on top of Wobbuffet (226: An Egg-Sighting Adventure) - Jpeg The famous blueshipping scene: Meowth on top! (228: Dues and Don'ts) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 - Jpeg3 - Jpeg4 - Jpeg5 Victreebell is "overly passionate" (228: Dues and Don'ts) - Wav James crams grass pokemon into... somewhere :o (236: Whichever Way the Wind Blows) - Wav James loves Meowth (238: Hocus Pokemon) - Wav Meowth on top! *ahem* (240: Same Old Song and Dance) - Jpeg James does some staring at Meowth's sweet sweet can. (242: Will the Real Professor Oak Please Stand Up?) - Jpeg James and poliwrath. Wow. (244: Outrageous Fortunes) - Wav - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 - Jpeg3 - James, getting "awful close" to a stolen venusaur. (245: One Trick Phony) - Wav James admits to his hours wih Victreebell (245: One Trick Phony) - Wav Jim and Meowth have a "fear hug" moment (245: One Trick Phony) - Jpeg James would like his turn with Dratini (248: Fangs for Nothing) - Wav ...coming on the a newly hatched Larvitar; oh, the shame! (254: Hatch Me if You Can!) - Wav James adores Weepinbell's "peepers" (257: Here's Looking at You, Elekid) - Jpeg James bathes and sleeps with Victreebell. Yikes. (257: Here's Looking At You, Elekid) - Jpeg1 - Jpeg2 James thinks Elekid and Larvitar are Doublemint twins (257: Here's Looking at You, Elekid) - Wav - Jpeg James describes the nature of his fondness for Victreebell (257: Here's Looking at You, Elekid) - Wav1 - Wav2 James ogles Meowth's groinal area (Pokemon4Ever) - Jpeg James, Meowth, and an exercise in docking. (258: You're a Star, Larvitar) - Wav Other Lusty References: Two suggestive penis references from James (13: Mystery at the Lighthouse) - Wav1 - Wav2 This is Jessie's fantasy, but it contains many blue-haired men (28: The Punchy Pokemon)- Jpeg A nice, phallic syringe (44: A Chansey Operation) - Jpeg Ooohh! Rubbing makes it tingle! (98: Get Along, Little Pokemon) - Jpeg Just what is he playing with? (111: Underground Roundup) - Wav Is it best to go in the back way? (162: Hassle in the Castle) - Wav Bend over and cough! -_- (182: All That Glitters!) - Jpeg He doesn't specify what KIND of hole (188: The Stolen Stones) - Wav What James looks like when he's feeling nothing but love (201: The Screen Actor's Guilt) - Jpeg Everyone already knew! James is a HO! (201: The Screen Actor's Guilt) - Wav James offers his crotch to the world (216: Hi Ho Silver, Away!) - Jpeg I don't know where to begin with this one... it's like some terrible Rocket orgy O.o (226: An Egg-Sighting Adventure) - Jpeg The quintessential bulge shot (239: As Clear as Crystal) - Jpeg James' dodgiest invention, the Handy Andy (248: Fangs for Nothin') - Jpeg - Wav Dodgiest. Shot. Ever. (257: Here's Looking at You, Elekid) - Jpeg James is "always the man?" Sure... ("Double Trouble" from he 2BA Master CD) - Wav I'd love to see THAT personal ad! (3rd Pokemon Movie) - Wav Makes you wonder what James has on his mind (?) - Wav