Stash and his Mama moved to Chicago from Poland. One night in late December,
the weatherman announced there would be 5 to 7 inches of snow overnight and
you should park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street.
Stash said, "Jeez, snow," and dutifully moved his car.
A few nights later the news report said there would be 8 to 10 inches of snow
and cars should be parked on the even-numbered side of the street.
"Jeez, more snow," Stash said and moved his car.
A week and a half later Stash and his Mama were watching the 10 O'clock news
during a new snowstorm and the reporter said there would be 18 inches of snow
by morning and you should park your car....." at which point the power went
off.
Stash didn't know where to put the car so he asked his Mama what she thought.
After a short hesitation and a long gulp of beer she said, "Ya-hey-dare
Stash, why not just take a chance 'n' leave it in da garage dis time!"
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