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Harry walks into a village. He sees a stable and a sign that says 'Horses For Sale.' He asks the owner (who is also a priest) if he can buy his cheapest horse.

The owner shows him a horse that has been tamed by members of his parish. The priest tells him the commands. Say 'Praise the Lord' to go and 'Amen' to stop.

Harry buys the horse and rides it off into the nearby hills. He sees a cliff ahead of him and tries to make the horse stop by saying 'whoa!' but the horse keeps running. At the very last moment he remembers and says 'Amen!' The horse stops just at the edge of the cliff. With a sigh of relief, he says 'Praise the Lord!'