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Harry bought a brand new Mercedes, and as
luck would have it, he pulls up to a stoplight next to
a guy with the same car. They eyed each other and
the other guy said, 'You got a phone in yours?'
'Yes, I've got a phone!'
'You got a TV?'
'Yes, I've got a TV!'
'You got a bed in yours?'
'A bed??? No!' he replies dejectedly.
The light changed and they took off. This got to
working on Harry. He thought he had everything.
So, he turns around and drives straight to the
dealership and tells them he wants a bed put in.
They tell him that Mercedes don't come with beds,
but Harry was adamant and demanded a bed be
installed. Finally, they said they'd figure out a way.
The guy picks up his car and for the next two weeks
drives all over town looking for that guy to show him
that he had a bed, too. He finally spots the car in a
parking lot and pulls in beside it. He gets out and
knocks on the window. No answer. He knocks again.
No answer. He starts to walk away when the window
rolls slowly down a bit and the guy growls, 'What do
you want?'
Harry says, 'I got a bed in my car!'
The guy replies, 'You got me out of the shower just
to tell me that?'
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