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A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon
jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness.
After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who
specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete
examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests,
the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young
biologist's wife, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband
will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For
dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores,
and generally do anything he asks. Don't discuss your problems with him, as it
will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your
husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. " If you can do this
for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health
completely. Otherwise.......well..."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
she replied. "Honey.....he says you're going to die."
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