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A cute little girl was leading her dog through the park when a friendly police officer on patrol stopped her, saying, "That sure is a pretty dress you're wearing little lady." The little girl smiled and said, "Thank you, officer. My mama bought it for me. This is my dog Porky." The police man chuckled. "I'll bet I can guess why you call him that." She shook her little head. "I'll bet you can't." He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because he's so fat.." She shook her head. "Oh no sir, we call him that because he f*cks pigs."