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Jokes

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !

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Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.

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Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.