BODY SHOTS

MICHAEL CRISTOFER
1999

Body Shots bills itself as a hard-hitting, decade-defining newsreel on the battle of the sexes, but its punches are weak, mistimed, and mostly self-inflicted. Cristofer, who also directed the similarly flawed but Jolie-infused Gia, aims to combine the comic ensemble energy of movies like Go or Swingers with the acid bite of Neil Labute's movies, and ends up with a grating, dour, R-rated after-school special on Date Rape with a little he said/she said Ambiguity thrown in for pseudo-sophisticate effect. While the scenes featuring just the male or female hottiepacks interacting among themselves in preparation for the big night have some liveliness, the four pair-offs that ensue when the guys and gals get together don't generate any interest, and the story suffers greatly when the least compelling pair turn out to dominate the last half of the movie with their badly-drawn date rape melodrama. Every few weeks or so One Film turns up in your video store targeted right at your demographic niche whose bright-boxed mediocrity must be Resisted--Body Shots is now that Film.