DEEP CRIMSON

ARTURO RIPSTEIN
1996

Ugh. Deep Crimson is an ugly movie about ugly people doing ugly things, shot prettily. The noted Mexican director Ripstein delivers a couple-in-crime flick that emphasizes the desperation and self-loathing of its protagonists rather than mythicizing them a la Bonnie and Clyde or Badlands or The Postman Always Rings Twice. That sounds promising, but the result is much less interesting than any of these predecessors, a dispiriting blend of Almodovar minus the comedy and libidinal energy with the soul-sucking pointless cruelty and yuckiness of Peter Greenaway's celluloid crimes. But first and foremost Deep Crimson is a ripoff/remake/"homage" of Leonard Kastle's The Honeymoon Killers, a scarier and more disturbing true original that similarly tells the story of a sweet-talking scam artist who seduces and steals from lonely single women and who meets an obese nurse who figures out what's up, loves him anyway, and joins him in crime. Add a star if Botero paintings turn you on, but its hard to imagine even a fat-fetishist or any of this film's cast and crew or their relatives sitting through Deep Crimson twice.