DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO

MIKE MITCHELL
1999

Truly horrible. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (alternately subtitled Muy Stupido or SNL Turdshow) is remarkably weak, even by the barrel-crud standards of the majority of Saturday Night Live alumni comedies. Rob Schneider's done some funny stuff on TV, but is hopelessly charisma-free in his very unfunny first starring role. But he's not alone; you get the impression that the producers set out to make a thoroughly incompetent movie and contractually stipulated that no performer or writer would be allowed to sneak in a moment of liveliness. A perfect example of moronic concept moviemaking--familiar TV comic plays schmuck who gets gigolo gig. A few dozen seconds of minimally stirring wackiness are squeezed out to make a preview/commercial, add 90 minutes of partially hydrogenated movie-substitute, and you have instant schlock.