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(Impact's music hits as the crowd cheers wildy. Impact comes out with a singapore cane and a microphone. He walks down the ramp and slides in the ring as the crowd cheers hisname wildly. He jumps one the ropes as the crowd chants "Pyro Sucks". Impact begins to speak)

Impact: Pyro, I think this is the fifth time I have to come out and TELL you to shut the F*ck up!!! You don't run the show, I do. I decide what goes on in the EWWF. I am the World Champion. Pyro, first of all I have the BEST chance of winning because History proves the statement of today. I beat you before and now I will do it again. Pyro, I know, you know and the FANS know just who exactly is gonna win this match. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, just one dumb asshole. Pyro, that dumb asshole is you. Think hard and long about it and soon you should finally realize that the title is STAYING with me for a long time. Pyro, I see you are obsessed with your personal image. But I am not, I know I am physically fit and I am damn proud of it. But Pyro, you lose a couple of pounds and you think you are invincible. Pyro, my confidence is built like a brick wall, it won't be knocked down by a small little incompetent fool like you. Pyro, I can see who actually cares about there career. I am one of those people, not Pyro. He is just JEALOUS because he will never act like me, he will never look like me, and he DEFINITELY ever be me. Do you understand THAT Pyro??? I care about this title more than anything in the World. That is why I am champion and you are not. You are nothing, but a sorry piece of wasted human life. Pyro, you are pathetic, I pity you. You have no reason to be getting at shot at this gold, you should be cleaning the crap off the floor. Pyro, I know you are gonna always regret losing to me. And you will never forget it. It will stick with you and be that little devil on your shoulder, reminding you, haunting you, telling you that you have NO CHANCE this Sunday. Pyro, you call me inferior??? Am I hearing write, you think I am lower than you??? Pyro, you don't make up half of what I have done. Pyro, stop taking risks that you know you got no chance of accomplishing. Pyro, think about it. If one match for the IC title almost destroyed your career, think what is gonna happen this Sunday when I beat you again??? It will demolish you forever. Pyro, I highly doubt you have beaten every other wrestler in the EWWF. You have a lot of people waiting to kick your ass but unlike them I get my reserved spot in beating you. I get to do it first, then everyone else. And that is how it always is, I am kicking ass then toss my scraps to the other wrestlers in the EWWF. Pyro, you wanna make this a personal matter, fine by me. Just don't come crying for a rematch after I show you that NOBODY can beat Impact. Pyro, I can see you really wanted to beat me but sorry to crush your dreams AGAIN, but I am gonna come out the Victor AGAIN. Do you understand that??? You want it in simpler words??? How about... YOU SUCK!!! Pyro, there are no words to explain how I beat your ass. There is only initial proof, and the video shows it all, it shows me, giving you the IMPACT ICER and pinning your ass for the 1,2,3. Pyro, bring it on, I can take it, but the real question is... CAN YOU DISH IT??? Cause I know I can. You see, I will never be on the receiving end because I got to much hell to raise. To many people to abuse, to many worthless jobbers getting title shots. I will not have it. This is the end of the line. After I beat you, there will be a BIG DIFFERENCE in the EWWF, and that will be that I am not F*cking around anymore. Tomorrow is the end of you, the end of ALL the worthless talent in the EWWF. Sleepy Hollow will be your night Pyro, I agree. It will be the night you get YOURS. And I don't mean a win against me. I mean it will be the night I paralyze you and show my true power. Pyro, no matter what you have, no matter what you do, no matter what happens... I will never be scared of you. Realize that, and never forget it. Pyro, what makes you think that I will be on the floor when that bell rings??? What makes you think that I will be the one taking a beating??? NOTHING makes you certain cause it ain't gonna happen. Pyro, I am not scared, I will face you, ANYONE. I don't give a damn if you think you are a dog. I don't give a damn if you are a clown, I don't give a damn if you are a 35 year old man dressed in a tight red outfit named PYRO. It won't matter what you feel internally, when we fight, all that will matter is what will happen to your outside when I am done with it!!! Pyro, you think you can end me??? No, No, No. It cannot be done by a single person like you. It would take hundreds of people to end me. And that won't happen because you have no friends Pyro. You have no acquaintances, you only have ENEMIES!!! Pyro, I am better champion than you were. I can actually keep my title week to week. Not only for a few days like you did. Unlike you, I know how to WRESTLE. Pyro, you think you are good enough to be in the ring alone, Fine. I can take you ass outside of the ring and Abuse it there also. Pyro, there is only one person that will step up to your plate, and I am him. I am the only one that will F*ck with Pyro. Pyro, you are the dynamite and I am the match. I will start you off and in the end your body will be all over the place. Pyro, you like fire, you like to play with fire. I like to play with Singapore Canes. And at Sleepy Hollow, I will smack you with a Flaming Singapore Cane!!! Pyro, bring it. Show me your HEAT. I am not scared to be burned. I live to die. And I will not die by a few little burns on my arms. Pyro, you think you intimidate me, well there is no f*cking words of how much of an ass you appear in my eyes. Pyro, this Sunday will be not only an accomplishment on my career but an example, and example PROVING that Nobody can F*ck with the man who has caused the biggest f*cking IMPACT in the EWWF. And that man is none other than... ME!!! And that is because...

I AM NOT JUST THE COOLEST...I AM NOT JUST THE BEST...I AM JUST...IN...CREDIBLE!!!


(Impact's music hits as he jumps ont he turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. They go balistic as Impact tosses his Singapore Cane into the crowd. He jumps down and climbs out of the ring. Impact walks up the ramp slapping fans hands and signing autographs. Impact walks into the back)

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3 Wins As EWWF World Champion!!!