Impact: Now I am sure all of you ordered Sleepy Hollow on Sunday. And I know all of you witnessed me demolish Pyro's ass. You may all be shocked at what I did. I joined with Josh Raines, Enforcer and Hail. BUT, I then thought "Why"??? Why did I team with the three biggest superstars in the EWWF??? Why would I go against the fans? So I did what was best for you, the fans. I turned on them and came to the side of Stone Cold and Custord. I did what was right. And now I will continue to o what's right. That is to beat the team of Jeff Hardy, Default and Scotty Cocoa. Now first I wanna talk a little about Jeff Hardy. Well, Jeff Hardy, we meet again. I distinctly remember beating you and retaining my title in a cage match. Jeff Hardy, this time you got your little buddies to help you out. Well, they aren't gonna mean Sh*t once I prove that Jeff Hardy isn't as EXTREME as he claims to be. Jeff Hardy, lets take a look at you. You are in your 20's, you got Pink Hair, Pink Nail and you wear belly shirts??? What's next, creating a team called the RAINBOW club??? Talk about GAY. You think you should be rewarded because you do a little flip onto people??? Hell No... You think you have talent, Jeff Hardy??? You have nothing. One thing you will NEVER EVER achieve is this EWWF World Title. The title is mine, and mine to keep Jeff Hardy, you probably think you will eliminate me. No, no, no. Jeff Hardy, I will NOT let you ever pick up a victory over me. Not now, not never. You better learn that because as long as I am here, this title will never be in anyone you knows possession. This title is staying with me. This title will be known as MY title. Not anyone else's. And so will the victory I pull off on Smackdown over you and your buddies. Jeff Hardy, if you even THINK you have a chance of winning, think again. I proved that you cannot beat me in any type of match. Jeff Hardy, I guess I am gonna have to show you how damn serious I am. Jeff Hardy, neither you, Default or Scotty Cocoa are coming out the winner because I have the power of the rattlesnake and the mighty Custord. Jeff Hardy, I know you are scared because you know what I am gonna do to you. I know you are scared of losing. But Jeff Hardy, I am gonna take your fear to the next level. I am gonna make you wish you never signed your "contract" OR soon to be "DEATH WISH" with the EWWF. Jeff Hardy, I beat you before with the Impact Icer and I sure as hell will do it again. I am not bluffing, I am as serious as can be. Jeff Hardy, your end is near. The sound of your neck hitting the ground and shattering into dozens of pieces as the ref counts the 1, 2, 3, oh, it will happen. After I dominate your ass, on to the next stand up jobbers, Default and Scotty Cocoa.
Impact: Well Default. I have never fought you before, in fact I have heard very little about you, maybe it is because you don't exist. Soon you will not. All you will remember is the sound of my shouting out as you lye in pain, "I BROKE YOUR NECK, RIGHT???". Because that is what I am gonna do. I am gonna nail your ass with the Impact Icer and Jeff Hardy also. Dead in the center of the ring you will lye, motionless, paralyzed... Now take a look at your name, Default. What kind of a name is that??? Sounds like the start and end of a jobber. Default, did you lurk from the create a wrestler mode in Smackdown 2??? Well, I don't give a damn, it doesn't matter where you came from. It matters where you are going. And after Smackdown, you are going to the hospital. Default, consider this an honor to fight the EWWF Champion, because never again will you. You just happen to be int he right place at the right time. So I am gonna make this match a living hell for you. Default, remember this... I do not take "STOP" for an answer. Default, I am gonna keep your jobber ass from even coming NEAR Stone Cold and Custord. I am gonna defeat you with great ease and move on to your team members. Default, you probably think you have the least bit chance of beating me also. Wrong. You have no chance Default. To me, you don't even come CLOSE to a threat. Default, I know you too are scared. Scared of getting beat down by the unbeatable, undefinable, IMPACT. Well, Default, keep getting frightened. Make it even easier for me to beat you. Keep trying Default, trying and trying till toy finally realize that come Smackdown, I am NOT gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, I am gonna ICE it!!! Now onto my third opponent, Scotty Cocoa...
Impact: Well Scotty Cocoa, it seems you finally move up from "Breakfast with Scotty Cocoa" to fighting the EWWF World Champion. You are one lucky son of a B*tch. You also are another person I have never heard of. Frankly, another wrestler I don't give a damn about. You see, you also Cocoa, are a Jobber. You don't have the ability to beat me. You never will. Meaning on Smackdown, you are coming out the loser. Scotty Coca, when you walkout on Smackdown there will be two hits. Me hitting you with the IMPACT ICER and you hitting the floor!!! Scotty Cocoa, I am gonna show you WHY I am the EWWF World Champion. I am gonna show you that all punishment will be directed towards you Scotty Cocoa. What do you think will happen when me, Stone Cold and Custord. beat your partners and leave you a SITTING DUCK in the center of the ring, ALONE??? Damn right there is gonna be hell, and Cocoa, you will be the one to experience it. So Scotty Cocoa, be prepared for the most Horrendous beating from me, the EWWF World Champion, IMPACT!!! And Scotty Cocoa, that is why...
4 Wins As EWWF World Champion!!!