Impact: We are five days away from Halloween Redemption. Five days away from me showing Jason Cross just how far I will take a match to the EXTREME, to keep my EWWF World Title. Jason Cross, last night on Raw, eight man tag match, I beat your team. I showed the Impact Playaz not to f*ck with me. Although those freaken munks came out, I still showed you a preview of what is gonna happen at Redemption. Now Jason Cross, I don't give a damn about how much you THINK you are going to win, but unlike you, I KNOW for a fact Jason Cross, that I am coming out int he long run with this title STILL strapped around my waist. Jason Cross, I have seen you fight before. I have watched you win matches, But I have never see you do any of it fairly. You ALWAYS cheat to win. No matter what the odds. 3 to 1, 2 to 1, and even 1 to 1. Jason Cross, this Sunday the stipulation is far greater than ever. Hell in a Cell match, Jason Cross, this is gonna be the first time you fight someone so intense, so death-defying, that it will surely knock you off your feet. This isn't a cage match and this isn't a hardcore match, but something in between. Jason Cross, just like I did to Josh Raines, I am gonna give you an Impact Icer through the top of that cell. Jason Cross, it is gonna hurt you more than it will hurt me. I have been in tough situations before. But Jason Cross, for you this one will be tougher. Jason Cross, I am gonna defy the laws of gravity. I am gonna knock you off the cell leaving you desperate in the corner of the barricade. Then I am gonna run, jump off, and nail an IMPACT ATTACK right in your face. It will happen, Jason Cross, because I will make it happen. Now Jason Cross, AKA "The Messiah". Who are you the savior of in the EWWF??? No, Jason Cross, you are not saving the EWWF, you are just making it suck. The only way to TRULY save the EWWF is to fire assholes like you. And this Sunday, I will hurt your body so bad you will be out of commission in the EWWF ... for good. Jason Cross, you wanna compare finishers??? The IMPACT ICER vs. The GODSMACK. What the hell is the Godsmack anyway??? It is probably faker than Lizzy Borden's body. But, nobody gives a damn abut cheap moves and cheap SLUTS. The fans wanna know just how much pain I will inflict on Jason Cross. Well, Jason Cross, I will do all I have to, to keep my title. Even if it means putting my body on the line as well as YOURS!!! Jason Cross, this isn't gonna be like Monday Night. There will be nobody for you to tag in, nobody to protect you from me. It will be you and me, one on one, hell in a cell, for MY EWWF World Title. Did you get that??? The title is mine. And it will stay mine for months to come. What's so good about that is, you will not be around. Jason Cross, there is only two places for you in this World after Thanksgiving Redemption. Either in a hospital bed, not being able to move from your neck down, OR in a body bag, not being able to move at all. Which ever you choose is fine by me. All I have to do is get the job done. Jason Cross, no matter who the opponent is, I ALWAYS get the job done. No matter who it is. I will defeat them to and send them packing. Now Jason Cross, of all my opponents, you are the runt, the nobody, the weakling, and the one that poses absolutely NO THREAT. Jason Cross, I am not saying you are not a challenging opponent, because you are LESS THAN a challenging opponent. You are not worth this title. You don't deserve anything. Jason Cross, I worked hard for this title. You however won a couple of matches against people like Jeff Hardy, and Pyro and you think you deserve a World Title shot??? I beat all of those jobbers, plus much more. And soon, you will be yet another jobber by the name of JASON CROSS. Nobody gives a damn about how tough you are. Nobody cares about you Cross. Not even your parents. I am sure you were shunned by everyone. Thinking you were never given a chance to do anything. Well, now you get the chance and you are gonna blow it. Jason Cross take a long look at this title and then take a longer look at who has it... IMPACT!!! You might as well give up because you have no f*cking chance in hell against me. Cross, this hell in a cell match will be one for the records. I am gonna insulate you in that cell, not letting you escape. Then I will finally let you out to beat you up and down the arena. Jason Cross, what exactly are you gonna do when you get hit by the most devastating move in the history of the EWWF, the Impact Icer. What is gonna happen when you can't move anything below your head. Jason Cross, there is one thing I do not do and that is play well with others. I don't give ANYONE a chance. Not even pitiful low lives like you. And I do not give up a chance to add YET ANOTHER win on my records. I am ready, but are you ready to withstand the IMPACT I will make on your ass. This isn't a joke. Hell in a Cell is not funny, for you ti will not be. Because Jason Cross, your bones are meant to be broken. And I will be the one to break then at Thanksgiving Redemption. Jason Cross, Hell in a Cell, anything goes. Tables, Chairs, Ladders, Fire, Tacks, Singapore Canes, ANYTHING. It won't be long before I use one form of weapon to penetrate your hard head. And my first choice is none other than a Singapore Cane. Jason Cross, you will experience a Tragic and Fatal Impact and soon everyone will see the demise and defeat of your career. Five days before it all comes down to One winner, One Champion It will STRAIGHT-OUT be me Jason Cross. And I guarantee that I am not walking out until you can't walk at all. Cross, I know you are sitting back watching this, hearing me talk, taking MORE bubble baths. So I am gonna make this clear... The EWWF is only gonna let one person influence the crowd, beat everyone's ass, and hold the most cherished title ever, the EWWF World Title. And the person who is entitled to all of those benefits is the man that will make a GLOBAL IMPACT on Jason Cross's ass this Sunday, the man they call... IMPACT!!! And Jason Cross, that is why...
4 Wins As EWWF World Champion!!!