WELCOME TO THE JOEY STYLES INFORMER!!!

JOEY STYLES: This is Joey Styles and this is the Joey Styles "INFORMER". Mainly I am here to talk about the EWWF and basically where it stand right now. Now lets get started. The first superstars I want to talk about today is Mr. E and Joshy D. Well, of course me, Joey Styles has the inside scoop on these two 10 time tag team champions. One day I was walking in the back and I "overheard" the superstars talking. And what I heard was definitely not healthy for the EWWF. Well go ahead and listen to the conversation...
Mr E: Dammit!!! You know, we have been in the EWWF for so long and we have won the EWWF Tag Team Titles 10 times already and still no respect. Joshy D: What the hell do you expect. Vince treats us like sh*t. We are the greatest tag team in the EWWF right now. Everyone knows that if they mess with us they will get their asses kicked. Mr E: I am sick and tired of this!!! We bust our asses for what? For Vince? Well I am not gonna take this abuse anymore. Joshy D: So what should we do. The EWWF has been our home for so long we have put our heart and soul into it. We cant just quit. Mr E: No, we can't... But think about it, the EWWF is losing it's edge. And sooner or later it is gonna lose us. Joshy D: So what are you saying? This could be the end our our era? The end of Mr.E and Joshy D? Mr E: No, not the end, but a new beginning... Joshy D: And where is this new beginning gonna start? Mr E: Some where not in the EWWF, but in the... D

JOEY STYLES: And that is the scoop on Mr. E and Joshy D. Now onto the rest of the talent in the EWWF. Well, first of all this man has certainly showed he is the Savior, showing he is the "MessiaH". Jason Cross, has indeed made one hell of an impact in the EWWF. Well, it takes someone special, and that is me, Joey Styles, to get an interview with the man himself Jason Cross. I spoke to Jason Cross and what he told me was so shocking, so appalling, mothers I think you would want to put your children to sleep now.

Joey Styles: Well I am here with the one the only Jason Cross. Jason Cross: You know Joey, the only reason I agreed to do this interview was because you begged me to spend 5 minutes with you for an interview, and the time is ticking... 4 minutes, 45 seconds left Joey Styles: Ok Mr. Cross. First I want to ask you what your thoughts are on the man that defeated you on Raw to retain the EWWF World Title Impact. Jason Cross: Impact? The man who STOLE my EWWF World Title. The man that I fought in a Hell in a Cell? 3 minutes, 25 seconds left Joey Styles: Yes, that is the man. What do you think about him. I mean you are fighting him for the EWWF World Title at the Royal Rumble... Jason Cross: Impact, I can think less of him. I know who is gonna win this Sunday and is definitely gonna be the MessiaH Jason Cross. No it's or buts, I am gonna win the title. But then again, the EWWF World Title means sh*t today. 2 minutes, 45 seconds left Joey Styles: Why, what do you mean? The EWWF World Title is the biggest title in the history of wrestling. How can you think down about it? Jason Cross: You know Joey, I don't know if you are stupid or just plain retarded. When I had the EWWF World Title, it actually meant something. But when I had it, the EWWF actually meant something. Now, the EWWF is not even worth it. It is nothing. The title is nothing. It is going downhill and nobody will be able to stop it. If you want to stay here Joey, and let your career fall, you can, nobody gives a sh*t about you. But me, The MessiaH actually want to be in a successful fed. I mean the EWWF did have it's glory days but now it is, how can I say this... CRAP!!! 1 minutes, 55 seconds left Joey Styles: Wow Mr. Cross. I didn't know you felt that way about the EWWF. I can't imagine what Vince is gonna do... Jason Cross: Vince? Vince? You think I give a crap about what Vince thinks. You think he gives a crap about me? No!!! He just sits back and watches as we work so damn hard. He rolls in the cash while we put our bodies on the line. As far as I know it, Vince is not a business man, he is a greedy lazy old man that thinks he can do what ever the hell he wants to.

1 minutes, 00 seconds left Joey Styles: So what does this mean Jason Cross? Are you leaving? Are you abandoning the EWWF? Are you quitting? Why?

Jason Cross: Joey, that is something you are just gonna have to find out like everyone else.

0 minutes, 30 seconds left Joey Styles: Before you leave, can you tell me one thing. Where are you going, if you are leaving??? 0 minutes, 15 seconds left Jason Cross: Well Joey, it might be a little place called the... DP 0 minutes, 00 seconds left Jason Cross: Ohh, times up!!! See you later Joey, maybe... Joey Styles: WAIT!!! Where are you going???

JOEY STYLES: And that maybe the last I hear of Jason Cross again. The EWWF is not looking to good as of now. Being that three of it's biggest superstars COULD BE leaving. But that is not as bad of what I later heard that night. It was another tragic moment when I Joey Styles went to the bathroom to do my business. All of a sudden two of the greatest superstars in the EWWF walk into the bathroom. Enforcer and Impact. I quickly hid in the stall and listened to their conversation. And if you are under the age of 18, please turn your televisions off as of now...

Enforcer: So, Impact how did it feel to beat Jason Cross and win your EWWF World Title back? Impact: It feels great. The title belongs to me and shall stay with me forever. Enforcer: You know I was two time EWWF World Champion also? Impact: Yea and you are a legend. It is too bad you are getting JOBBED. Enforcer: Yea I know. I have been with the EWWF since day one. Nobody has a history like me. I was the first EWWF World Champion. Impact: I know. I remember those days. But now the EWWF is a totally different environment. Enforcer: With all these knew un-experienced guys coming in and thinking they are the best. It just makes me sick to see that so many people are eager to get in the EWWF. Impact: Well wait until their careers go downhill like ours did. Then they would give it second thoughts like we are. Do you think we will ever be able to find a place like the EWWF. I mean a place with challenging opponents. Enforcer: Do you mean before or now? Impact: Definitely before. The EWWF sucks now. The way Vince is running things we should ALL think about quitting. I mean we are not the only ones. There are lots of other guys thinking about it. And I want to go somewhere where I know I have challenges. Enforcer: And their is only one fed I know that has that. Impact: You damn right. I am not gonna wait for the EWWF to shape up. It is not worth it anymore. Enforcer: We have put to much into the EWWF to let it crumble. I mean that fed has everything we need. And everything we will always need. So when the time comes, Vince will finally realize that his company is coming to an end. And he will surely realize not to take advantage of what talent he has. Impact: Yep, and that place we are going to, it has everything. Their is nothing like the.. DPW

JOEY STYLES: And that is it!!! This could be the end of the legend ENFORCER. This could be the end out the World Champion IMPACT. This could be the end of the EWWF. Hopefully it won't. But based on what I have seen today, I only have one last thing to say to all of the EWWF. The EWWF has been good till this point, so I have to say farewell. I am Joey Styles, and this has been Joey Styles: Informer.