| Impact: You know, Last night, the DPW President made his return. And I wanna show my gratitudes by saying "Welcome Back". Even though I do not know him, I repsect him gratefully. After all, he did grant me a match against Blade and TR. And that is all I want from him right now. And for my first match, I will make it one of my best. Take a look at Blade, he is a total wanna be. If he is not slaying vampires the he is losing matches in the DPw. And I will definetly not lose to someone like him. I walk around the back, nobody knows me yet, but they soon will. And Blade will be my pawn. When I first came out here, was looking for an opponent. And now that I have found one, I will do what I do best. And that is cause an IMPACT on his career. Because after this tag team Ultimater Weapons match, Blade will be nothing more than a dull butter knife. That is right, I am gonna take away his edge. But mainly,I have to take a look at the type of match I will destroy him in, and that will be an Ultimate Weapons match. Now what does that mean? It means I am gonna use every possible object as a weapon. From Phlorescent lights to television monitors. From Singapore Canes to mallets. Blade, this isn't gonna be a fast paced match. I am gonna take it out of proportion. I will show you the meaning of extreme. And it will surely cause one hell of an IMPACT.
Impact: Now onto your partner, TR. Well, TR, you decided to stick your nose in other peoples business and now you must suffer the consequences. TR, explain to me exactly what the hell your name means. Does it mean The Retard? Or does it mean The Rapist? Well, whatever the hell it is, it will not affect the outcome of this match. You see, their can only be one winner, one team to come out on top. And it sure as hell will not be those two ass clowns. TR, look at what you are facing, look at who you are facing. Look at who is gonna beat you, me... IMPACT. TR, you may be the World Champion, but that doesn't matter Because Sooner than later, I will be one too. TR, beating you will be a lot easier done than said. And that is a DAMN FACT. You walk around the back with as many losses as you have wins. You act like you are a legend not to be messed with. But the fact of the matter is, you will amount to NOTHING once I beat you in the ring. TR, Blade, you may think this will be another easy win. You may think you are gonna put me through tables, hit me with chairs, and slice me with barbed wire. But the truth shall reveal that NOBODY can defeat the Menace at stake, nobody can come close to my abilities, and nobody will make an Impact like I will. So you two praise these few hours that you will still be able to walk, talk, much less move. Because tonight is my night, and I am gonna shine amongst them all. I will prove both of your asses are not worthy of the DPW. But I am, and one thing that I will always have that you two will never seem to accomplish is "Pure Talent".
Impact: Now Back to Blade. I know many of these fans are wondering "What is the Impact Icer???". Well, Sooner than later, they will all witness my devastating maneuver. Whether it will be through a table, on a chair, into barbed wire, or dropped on fire, they will ALL witness it. Blade, you will then finally see the light, as it shines down on your pitiful body while I stand above you and TR, as the winner. Now Back to TR, don't think I am gonna leave you out. No, no, no, you will also be Punished. I am gonna give you my indescribable trademark. Now the reason it is indescribable is because, it is too shocking to explain. And that will be my "Impact Attack". Once I nail you right in the face with it, you will never want to show your face in public again. Because I don't play fair, I don't play rough, I play until someone is SEVERELY INJURED. And if you don't like it, you will have to deal with it because their is no turning back. You made your bed, and now you must die in it. So TR, Blade, you might wanna write this down while your arms still function "Starting tonight, Blade, TR, and the rest of the DPW will witness a massacre, as I create a GLOBAL, UNIVERSAL, as well as TRAUMATIZING IMPACT on all your asses!!!" |