Jim
Ross: We are here live in Los Angeles,
California to kick of our
House Show. But first, we have a new wrestler coming into the
.
His name is Justin Credible, lets see how this rookie can do!
Lillian Garcia:
Making his
debut, Standing at 5'10", weighing in at 225 lbs., He is Justin
Credible!
(All of a sudden
"Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Grinspoon hits as
Justin Credible walks out from the back of the titantron. Justin
Credible listens as the fans clap, not really paying attention to who he
was. Justin Credible walks down the ramp with his singapore cane in his
hand and an evil smirk on his face. Justin Credible goes over to the
fans and swings the singapore cane at them to scare them. As he
continues down the ramp and slides in the ring. He runs over to the
ropes and climbs on them. Justin then raises his arm in the air as
listens to the crowd boo him. Justin smirks evily and climbs off the
ropes. Justin calls for a microphone. A microphone is handed to him as
he begins to speak)
Jim Ross: Well
it seems the fans have already made the decision of god guy or bad guy
for him. Lets see how he picks up from there.
Justin
Credible:
Finally
a good wrestler has come to the
. Finally
someone with potential, someone with an attitude, someone with the brain
capacity higher than a third grader has arrived in the
.
Just to let all of you idiots know, that person is me! I am the only one
that will make a difference in this federation. I am the man who will
destroy each and everyone of you, and I am not just saying it, I will
show you ALL very soon. I don't care if you are the biggest wrestler
today, I don't care if you are world champion, I don't care if you are
sitting behind that desk right there, I will still whoop your ass! You
fans need a lesson in why they call me Justin Credible. The simplest way
to put it for you people, I am simply Just Incredible! No other words
can describe it, and my actions will be Incredible to. I have never seen
a bigger bunch of losers in my life. Look at the people I will set to
clash against, people like the radicalz, the NWO, aggression, the DX and
the Alliance. Now I'm scared. But you see, I was only being sarcastic. I
would NEVER fear you people, why because I am Justin Credible. If anyone
in the back needs a demonstration, I will gladly show them why I am
called this. No one in the back has as much potential as me, as much
excitement as me. For my first match, I figured, since I am going to win
it, I am gonna call out the weakest, the worst, the most horrible
wrestler their is, but since that is all of you. I will simply wait for
one of you to come to me, to challenge me and then regret it later on
after the match has happened. That is right, I am waiting for you
people. One of you, any of you who has the balls to challenge the man
who will make your life hell as soon as that bell rings. The man who is
Just Incredible in the ring and even more incredible at winning titles.
But that will come later on. After I make my example, I will continue to
dominate the
, and end up with
their most precious, most valuable, and most cherished World Title.
There are words for this that can explain EVERYTHING. And that is, I am
not Just the Coolest, I am Not Just the Best, I am...
("Snap Your
Fingers, Snap Your Neck" hits once again as Justin Credible tosses
the microphone. He climbs on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. The
crowd boos as Justin laughs evily. Justin points at the fans and curses
at them. He then jumps off the turnbuckle and climbs out of the ring.
Justin goes over to a fan and spits in his face. Justin laughs and
continues around the ring and up the ramp. Justin turns around and once
again taunts the crowd who boo him even louder this time. Justin
continues up the ramp and into the back)
Jim Ross: That
is Justin Credible for you people, a rotten, self-centered, egotistical
maniac. We will soon see if he is Just Incredible or Just a big talker.
We will see you in Nashville, Kentucky for Tuesday eXecution on the new TNN.
Brock Lesnar set to go one on one with the great one in a steel cage
match. That is not all the World Champion, Chris Benoit is gonna defend
his title against Buzzkill and Raven in a Hardcore Title Match. This is
Jim Ross, and this has been
.