JOEY STYLES: Hello, this is Joey Styles and I am here with the EMF Television Champion, Impact. Now Impact it seems you have a match up against Justin Franchise and Cm Punk. It seems CM Punk had quiet a few words to say about you. What is your response back?
IMPACT: Well Joey, it is completely simple. CM Punk is scared. He is scared of me, he is scared of Twilight, and I even think he is scared of you Joey. After all, he thinks one little DDT, a mere rookie manuever is gonna bring him places in the EMF. It's sad. It's very sad. Cm Punk lemme tell you something, you may run your mouth for as long as you want, but nothing will change the fact of who the TV Champ is now. You see this title, you see this name plate. It says Impact. It is bolted and sealed on cause NOBODY is gonna take this title from me CM Punk. CM Punk, you call yourself God's Gift to Wrestling. Wait till Saturday Shockwave, wait till I'm done stomping a mudhole in your ass to ask where your God truly stands. CM Punk, you expect me to hit you over the head with a steel chair, who would do that. I mean, after all it is only a hardcore match. And If I choose to go hardcore it's your problem not mine. Cause CM Punk, I'm a man of my word. When I say I'm gonna do something I live up to my expectations. And now I am letting you know, straight up, that you will not be walking out with your "perfect body". Because I'm gonna carve it up real nicely. Cm Punk, you ever hear of battle scars? Well if it's new to you, all the luck to you when you recieve them on Saturday. Cm Punk, you claim to have the Body. You say you have the figure? Is that really what makes you better. Well I have the wrestling talent, CM Punk. I have what it takes to be hardcore, technical, roughneck, and a powerhouse. I guess that makes ME the all around "better" wrestler. But we won't quite know that until Saturday will we? CM Punk, you haven't been in this ball game long enough to hit a grand slam. I have though. And your cocky attitude isn't gonna get you anywhere but a first class ticket to the ressurection room. And I can guarantee you won't go very far by attacking the whole roster. You think you can take everyone on CM Punk? You can start with me. CM Punk, it seems you question my arsenal of moves. Have you ever seen an EMF show before? I guess you haven't. You have never seen me nail the Energizer, you have never seen me nail the Finishing Touches, you have never seen me land the Onsomble, and you have never felt the Impact Icer. But CM Punk, since I'm such a nice guy, I'm gonna give you each and every one of my famous moves. Just to knock the taste out of your mouth. And CM Punk, the Impact Icer is one of the deadliest forms of a DDT you can recieve. Can you imagine being lifted into the air for a powerbomb, and then being tossed in the air and falling straight down, square center of your head? Do you know what the pain feels like? CM Punk, I know who is in my limitations for the TV Title. And you don't even grasp that list. Cm Punk, I'm doing a favor for you here. I'm offering you another lose on your record after the one you will recieve at Saturday Shockwave. CM Punk, it is an honor to hold the Television Title. I would do what ever is in my hands to prevent it from gracing your hands. But your a little more concerned about losing your match against me for the title, than losing the match against me this Saturday. Cm Punk, when I look at you I see nothing but disgust. You may think you are a ladies man, but once you turn your head they are vomiting at your every movement. Cm Punk, I'm gonna destroy your little "Pretty Boy" Body. I'm gonna leave you like a mangled corpse after a car accident with a nuclear explosive diesel truck. CM Punk, you want to talk about dedication. I am dedicated to this federation. I am dedicated to wrestling, but I am certainly not dedicated to having a body so, small, puny, and mortifying as yours. CM Punk, you try to pull intelect on me. Dedication. Dead. Dead is what you will be after this hardcore match. Dead, is what you will be the second after that bell is rung. So you better learn a word soon that begins with two syllables, and that is coffin. Cause you sure as hell is gonna need one.
JOEY STYLES: Well it seems you are not only fighting Cm Punk this Saturday Impact. You are also facing Justin Franchise. Word in the back is that CM Punk is gonna take you to PUNK SKOOL 101...
IMPACT: Punk Skool 101? I'm sorry, my college didn't offer that when I went. But I'm sure it will when you go back. Cause after Saturday, your gonna be looking for a new career Cm Punk. Your gonna be too scared to step in the ring with another champion such as me and Twilight. So I would find something to major in now or forever hold your peace. CM Punk, want to talk about history in EMF. What I have on my shoulder is history. What Twilight has on his shoulderis history. We are champions, we are in the record books FOR LIFE. What history do you have? Nothing. It's your debut match. You aren;t even a scratch on the EMF wagon. CM Punk, your gonna get yourself destroyed if you come after both of us. Get this through your head you asshole, you only exist out here because of Justin Franchise. You and every other wise guy wants of piece of this title. And the shit hole, that's where your gonna go. Just like Raging Eagle, Johnny Norther Lights, and all the other sad excuses for athletes that I have destroyed in the past. CM Punk you mock the bible in which I recieve the truth from. Well lemme let you in on a little secret. The truth hurts. Just like it will this Sunday...
JOEY STYLES: Thank you Impact. But you still haven't told me your thoughts on Justin Franchise!
IMPACT: Easy, Easy. I'm over here explaining myself and right away your getting F*cking fresh. Justin Franchise, where do you fit in. You are nothing but a loser. A horrible horrible loser. And you don't need to worry about me this Saturday, cause I think Twilight has your ass in a saddle bag. All I know is I'm heading straight for CM Punk this Saturday. And Justin Franchise, you get in my way and you will suffer the same fate as your friend CM Punk. You wanna be a hero like your little assfriend CM Punk? Or do you wanna stay alive and continue working in the EMF? Only you can decide. But I warn you, the wrong decision... can be fatal. Other than that, F*ck him, f*ck him in the ear. F*CK HIM IN THE OTHER EAR!
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Impact stands up as Joey reaches to shake his hand. Impact shakes his hand and walks away laughing as Joey sits with a puzzled look on his face. The camera fades out :::