::: Impact is shown in the back as he is sitting down polishing his television title. Impact stops and stands up. He looks in the mirror and pretends he has both the tag team and the television title around his waist. Impact then decides to walk out of his locker room and looks around for Twilight. Impact finds Twilight and begins to speak :::

TWILIGHT: Hey Impact, ready to win the Tag Team Titles from those LOSERS Degenerate and Badd Boy?

IMPACT: You bet your ass I am. I mean, who do they think they are. You and me are the up and coming rising superstars of the EMF. They are nothing but second rate wrestlers. I mean you have Degenerate, he's definitely past his prime. He was the television champion before me, and where is he now? Probably in some dump with his 55 year old friends playing Bingo. Degenerate isn't going to be any problem this Saturday. Were gonna demolish him, show him just who we are. See Degenerate and Badd Boy, they think there gonna outsmart us as a team. Well do they have a bumpy road in store for them. There gonna have to wait till Saturday just to see what a real team looks like. A Team that may very well be the dominate force to come in the EMF. Once they see our ALLIANCE, they will have nothing to do but surrender. Degenerate, I gave him my best and ended up walking away with his title. Now history will repeat itself once I do it all over again. I'm gonna get that win over Degenerate with the Impact Icer, as I do with all my enemies. I'm gonna make him feel like a Degenerate to society once I take away his dignity and pride in the EMF. Degenerate, all your gonna be left with is a PACT FACT. And that simply is that nobody can stop us, nobody can get in our way. There is no way we are gonna lose this match, not without the biggest fight of our natural born lives. See Degenerate probably thinks he's very smart, he thinks cause he has experience, he is gonna be able to defeat us. Take a look at Jarred, he's lost TWO matches against The MessiaH, another superstar who is probably gonna end up taking this federation by storm. Twilight, do you see what this is? It's our big break. It's our time to distinguish ourselves from the rest of the EMF with only one objects, the EMF Tag Team Titles. I think Degenerate better taste his last ounce of Gold, because after this, the only gold he will be dealing with is 25 Dollar Stolen Golden Watches that he's gonna sell on the street once his career is put to it's almighty end. Twilight, I think Degenerate is gonna have to be Energized with a very important idea for this Saturday, and that is that the bell is only gonna ring two times in the match. Once in the beginning before we kick your asses, and another time after we kick your asses. See it's plain and simple for them to understand, the boundaries have been cut short. This is the freakin' tag team titles we are talking about here. I know Degenerate isn't gonna put it up without a fight. And I also know he is content to fight dirty when he needs to be. But that doesn't stop me. Because look where he is standing and look where I am standing. I'm at the top of my game. And pretty soon I will be at the top of your game. And once you are left with nothing else, GAME OVER. The same goes for you Badd Boy, I'm not prepared to have my first lose go to some has-been like you. You are nothing anymore. I mean, come on! Look at your brother Wes, he's racking in the ladies while you are racking string beans cans in your cabinets. Badd Boy, I consider you lucky. I consider you lucky only because your career is gonna end with a bang. And what better way to end it other than against the soon to be NEW Tag Team Champions of the World, Twilight and Impact. Don't forget we also hold the Extreme Title and Degenerate's Television Title. Pretty soon your gonna be the rookies of our game. Pretty soon the tables will turn once we are the one's on top of the EMF. Badd Boy, I wonder, what makes you so Bad? Is it because you are an Ikeda? Is it because you are a mere boy? No, it's because you are a champion. And once that Championship title is stripped from your waist your gonna be nothing but a mere Sadd Boy. A Sadd boy with no friends and no future career here in the EMF. Badd Boy, I'm gonna make a promise to you tonight. That this Saturday at Shockwave, the world's greatest tag team shall be discovered. And there names shall enter the record books for all eternity. And under there names shall read "R.I.P, the future of Badd Boy and Degenerate". Badd Boy, your gonna end up BOYcotting your own tag team titles once they are taken away from you like the tea at the Boston Tea Party. And there was NO PUN INTENDED. Because I joke around when I want to. And this is no joke, this is a serious matter. Badd Boy is gonna be pounded within an inch of his life, and there's no way I'm gonna stop it there. I'm gonna make sure there's no need for a rematch, a true winner will be decided that night. A true winner with...

::: As Impact and Twilight are talking about Badd Boy and Degenerate, they see a strange man walking by mumbling words as he passes by :::

VAN MAN: WOOO! I'm the Van Man, I'm the Van Man. Nobody can stop me not even YOU can...

::: The man points at Impact as he walks away dancing, or styling and profiling. Impact and Twilight look puzzled at what they have just witnessed. Twilight shakes his head and begins to speak :::

TWILIGHT: What the hell was that? I think had a little to much red rum to drink....

IMPACT: Yea, maybe you should layoff all that weed for a while. Just until that "Van Man" goes away. But back to the original topic here. The focal point of this match is not winning the Tag Team Gold, it's defeating people like Badd Boy and Degenerate. Those sorry excuses for champions. But as I was saying before, a true winner will be decided. One with honor, one with showmanship, and one who is truly brave. Degenerate, Badd Boy, those winners will be me Twilight. There isn't no doubt about that. And let me tell you that THAT, was a PACT FACT.

::: As Impact finishes his sentence, the Van Man returns to him. The Van Man starts smiling and starts to dance again :::

VAN MAN: Blue Streak, Speeds By! VANic the MANhog. I'm too naked for the Human EYE, VANic the MANhog. VANic, I can really move. VANic, I don't have an attitude let me tell ya, VANic, I'm the fastest thing alive!.....

TWILIGHT: I don't know about you but I'm getting the hell out of here. Hopefully he doesn't know the words to the Mega Man TV Show Song.

IMPACT: Yea, I'm with you. Oh no, now he's singing I'm Blue. Let's get the hell out of here....

::: Impact and Twilight walk away as the Van Man starts to sing "I'm Blue". The camera fades black as the Van Man continues singing and dancing :::