::: The camera fades in as Impact is shown watching Rocky III. All of a sudden, the Van Man jumps through the door. Impact jumps to his feet as the Van Man begins to speak :::

VAN MAN: YOUR NOTHING BUT A Lone shark, A Street Thug, YOU DUMB DEGO!

IMPACT: Holy Crap, don't do that! First off, I'm watching Rocky III when Mickey is about to die, and he calls him a dumb dego in Rocky I.

VAN MAN: That doesn't matter. I heard Wes talking to all the guys in the back, he said he's retired more men than social security, and he's planning and adding you to the list.

::: Impact stops to laugh for a second. He pauses for a second and then begins to speak :::

IMPACT: For once, you serve a good purpose Van Man. I don't know where you can from, but you still serve a good purpose. But based on what Wes said, I have nothing to worry about. Wes, let's take a look at my career so far in the EMF. Win after win after win! I'm undefeated. And not only am I undefeated, I am the Television Champion and the Tag Team Champion. Wes, just face the facts, I CAN'T BE BEAT! Everyone has tried and everyone has failed. Now I know you and me can never be compared. I mean, you are a legend in the EMF Wes. One legend who is probably gonna take me to hell and back. But there is one small key point that is gonna give me that easy victory over you. Your horrible losing streak. I mean how many matches has it been? Four? Five? Well it doesn't matter cause come Saturday, Wes is gonna have no chance to redeem himself. Because I am not gonna have my first loss go to someone as low in standards as you. Think about it, I don't want the guy to be known as the man who's undefeated streak crumbled for another mans losing streak. So Wes, you can expect my all, my best, my greatest performance ever because I want to show you legends and the rest of the world that I am not one that can be handled in a petit manner. I am not a force to be unheard. I will make a God damn name of myself here in the EMF. I started when I beat two legends, Degenerate and Badd Boy. And now comes Wes, another freaking Ikeda to demolish. Come this Saturday Wes, I'm gonna show you the meaning of pain, determination, and heart. Cause I'm gonna make your loss record longer than a zip code. It's not like it's near that already, but... Wes better look out because this Saturday we will be in the squared circle, an authentic EMF Wrestling Ring. Not some warm Jacuzzi, or a big comfy couch. That means your not gonna sit this one out and expect to come out victorious. Your gonna have to earn this win. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll turn this chump into a formidable opponent. Wes, I guess in your case, some people are just gonna have to learn, THE HARD WAY. Cause there is no scapegoat, no easy way out, no first class ticket. Just a ticked off man sitting across from you ready to take apart your ass and put it back together again like a lego set. Wes, I look around you and I see a crowd of people, called, what was it again? Ahh yes Uproar: Population 2300. Wes you are just another face in the crowd of Uproar. So if you think in your small little tricky mind, that any members of Uproar are gonna run down that ring and "Assist" you in obtaining the win, than guess again. Cause rumors spread like flies to a piece of Raw Meat. I may have heard a thing or two about a thing or two. I heard ideas of what may look like an "Alliance" piecing together. But hey, that's just a rumor now isn't it? Well be prepared Wes because I have backup. I made friends in the EMF faster than you got losses. So if you had any common sense, you would take this one out on your own. But don't think what you did last week was acceptable. I didn't want your help nor need your help in beating Badd Boy and Degenerate. But you think you have this almighty power where you can stick your head in anywhere now don't you. Well you just messed with the wrong guy. And Wes, you were in a bad place at a bad time. And Now you will suffer next week. Suffer one of the most brutal beatings you could ever receive. And there will be no turning back. Because Wes, this will definitely be your LAST STAND in the EMF.

VAN MAN: You tell that BUPA. Wes! Wes is garbage. WOOO! Don't give Wes a statue give him some GUNS!

IMPACT: Don't you mean give him some "Guts"? Mr. T didn't say anything about guns...

VAN MAN: Right Guts. But your way doesn't make much sense though...

IMPACT: You know Van Man, your right. Wes I'm not asking, I'm WARNING you to bring guts. Because Guts is all your gonna have friend..... 

VAN MAN: What about the wiener? Are you taking his too? When your done with his teeth, can I have some to fill in my blanks?

::: The crowd laughs and cheers as Impact laughs and walks away as the Van Man looks in the mirror and begins to count his left over teeth. The camera fades to black :::