::: As the day begins, another chapter unfolds in Impact's household. Impact comes home from the store as he watches the Van Man staring at a box. Impact goes over to the Van Man and takes the box from him. Impact begins to speak :::

IMPACT: What the hell is this? Kid Cuisine? With the Corn, and the Meat and the dried mashed potatoes?

VAN MAN: I'm supposed to microwave it. But it doesn't fit in there....

IMPACT: That's the toaster. Why don't you just sit down and don't move.

VAN MAN: Oh sure just sit down. Sit down while Jarred is out training. Did you know he burned his house down?

IMPACT: He did? What happened?

VAN MAN: I heard from the toilet that Jarred's house was covered in fungus, and he needed to chop it down.

IMPACT: What?

VAN MAN: Oh yea, and he said your gonna lose your Television Title.

IMPACT: Jarred... What an awful icon of the Extreme Measures Federation. He thinks the people care about his problems. He thinks someone even wants to acknowledge that he beat Wes. Jarred, you beat Wes. Even before I did. Now even though beating Wes is an accomplishment in your mind, I have an even bigger goal and opponent to defeat. One man who thinks he has done it all. A man who want's to be the first "Grand Slam" Champion of the Extreme Measures Federation. The shouting war between me and Jarred has just grew to a all out frenzy of insults to each other's pride. See Jarred get's offended when me and Twilight make fun of his losses. Jarred get's offended when a man insults his characters. Jarred, I think you take too much to the heart. Jarred, you are an angry person. And I will make it clear now that this battle is no longer about pride and insults. This is now about honor. Jarred, your honor is at stake here. I am going to face you, which might indeed be one of my toughest tasks. But if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And Jarred, that means that when you lose, you can always try again. I'm not gonna deny you of a title shot. I don't want to rid you of your chance of becoming a Television Champion. But Jarred, you can't put the blame on me if you physically cannot beat me. I mean, some people just can't overcome certain opponents. Apparently, for you it's the whole Alliance. Jarred, you may say I am not worth the hype. You can say I'm not a formidable opponent. But the fact that still remains is that you CAN'T beat me. Jarred, you think there is no force strong enough to hold down the almighty Jarred. But it seems you have forgotten the only group that can and WILL pick up victories over you, the Alliance. You see the Alliance is strong in will. They know when one of there own needs help. And I talked to MessiaH and Twilight, and both told me that there gonna sit back and watch this match. You see Jarred, I don't need any help in this match. All I need is the opportunity to kick your ass. 

VAN MAN: YEA! And Jarred also said that you didn't care that his house burnt down. He said your as tough as SNAILS!!!

IMPACT: Snails? Nails. Na..na..na..na..na..Nails. But Jarred, I can see where your coming from. A hard life, no home, no one at your side but a dangerous murderer. I can really see what's going on Jarred. And I pity you. Jarred as much as you know it, you cannot except the fact that it is over for you. You can't deal with all the pressure of having to go one on one with me. If your scared, there's nothing to be ashamed about. Many have tried to beat me, and all have failed. I can see just why you want to face me Jarred. This isn't about the Extreme Measures Federation Television Title. This is to prove to yourself that you still have what it takes. And you know Jarred, as much as it hurts me inside to say this, but you really don't have IT anymore. Now by IT I mean the ability to continue in the wrestling business with the new comers of today. Jarred, one thing you must accept is that the Extreme Measures Federation has finally evolved. Sure, you are a big guy here. But that was along time ago. Your glory days were numbered and you are all out of them now. You want to set a new span of glory throughout the entire Extreme Measures Federation. Well Jarred, one thing that I'm gonna have to teach you is that almighty Pact Fact. And that my friend is that you live through your life on top, but once your career is over, your life will soon follow. Jarred, the Extreme Measures Federation was built on Blood, Sweat and Tears. All these three sacrifices made by many wrestlers in the Extreme Measures Federation to make it what it is today. And now you have the testicular capacity to claim it all to yourself? To say you are to thank for it? Well I say someone has got to teach you a lesson, because you need a reality check Jarred. The Extreme Measures Federation WAS built on superstars like you. But now it is made up of new and improved versions of what Wrestling should be. Jarred, you may not be that old, but that doesn't mean your career can't end in one fatal mistake. And Jarred, this Saturday at Shockwave, the only mistake your gonna make is showing up. Because once I unleash my IMPACT ASSAULT on you, there is no way your gonna sign up for another match. See Jarred, I like many other superstars have the intention to bury you. You know, to put you where you belong. You have no business wrestling anymore. You should be put on a shelf. And if I don't get the job done this Saturday at Shockwave, I can damn well say that I contributed to it.

VAN MAN: And so did I!!! BYE BYE BYE!!!! I heard with my naked eye, that Jarred said something pretty not fly. He said that your gonna cry, add a little spice to your wounds and make you die.... dye you hair orange....

 IMPACT: See Jarred, you claim to know how a brain of mine works. But I am far different than most of the other superstars in the Extreme Measures Federation. See my intelligence level is far greater than your's shall ever be Jarred. You may have experience, but I have knowledge. And knowledge is power Jarred. And power equals strength. And with my strength, I shall overcome your experience and show you just why I'm the Extreme Measures Federation Television Champion, and all the other guys in the Extreme Measures Federation are not. Jarred, you might say I have everything I need right in front of me. I have the Tag Team Titles and the Television Title. What more could I ask for? Well I asked for a match against you didn't I. I just want the whole world to see that Jarred isn't the biggest thing to hit the Wrestling Business. I want everyone to know just who I am. And I intend to make that pretty clear once I beat one of the most profound Extreme Measures Federation legends. Jarred, you may not be in the record books. You may not have the honor to be in the Hall of Fame. But I know to many people out there, well maybe not many people, but those very few, small Jarred cults think you are everything. Those are the people I want to reach out to. I want them to see there Icon be flushed down the drain. I want them to see there hero be crushed by an even bigger Icon, an even bigger Hero, an even greater soon to be legend. See Jarred, you think my power trip is gonna end? Well that's where you are wrong! This isn't about a friendly battle. There is a lot at stake for both men. See Jarred, I am determined to defend this title at all costs. To all challengers. To anyone at anytime. It just so happens that this time, it is someone I can look up to. Jarred, my career may have took off from the very start. And it will stay high until my very end. Jarred, I have learned alot from you. That maintaining a title is hard work. That alot of determination and devotion is dedicated to holding a title. I mean, I am sure you were very dedicated when you lost the title to Primetime. Or when you lost TWICE to the MessiaH, the new Extreme Measures Federation World Champion. Jarred, what you present is failure. And you dare try to connect it with my success? Nope. This a matter you have brought upon yourself. Another reason why Jarred isn't what he used to be. Jarred, you know your a real champion when you are willing to give a shot to anyone. You know you are a real champion if you keep that title for so long that dust build between the cracks of your name upon the title. Jarred, I haven't been knocked down yet. And I don't plan on doing so for a long time. But what you need to understand is that is just what separates me from champions like you. Now Jarred, usually people lose there first couple of matches due to there green factor. But one thing you can't lose in the beginning of your career is your respect. And day by day, my respect for you grows weary. I feel like there's nothing there but brewing hatred for you. Jarred I know that if I go down, I am not going down without a fight. Jarred, I'm giving you my all. And I want your best. And if I don't get it, I'm gonna have to beat it out of you. Jarred, I'm running with the big dogs now. I'm not gonna waste my time with these second rate losers. I'm going after the legends, the icons, the greats of the Extreme Measures Federation. And little by little, I am working my way up. I beat Badd Boy, I beat Degenerate, I beat Wes. All I need is you on that list Jarred. Then there is no one left to destroy. See Jarred, things might get a little rough this Saturday. Sure, hell will break lose. But that doesn't change the fact that when my hardest foes get even harder, I cannot give up. I cannot surrender. That's not what I do, that's not who I am. So Jarred, if your looking for a challenge, I'm gonna bring it this Saturday. The only problem here is if YOU have what it takes to face the ultimate challenge this Saturday. And that is yourself.

VAN MAN: Jarred is fighting himself. Well then who are you fighting? Are there more Jarred's? There's the Jarred of the Extreme Measure Federation, there's the Jarred from subway.....

IMPACT: Whatever. The point is if Jarred will be able to finally make his all time comeback and raise some hell in the Extreme Measures Federation once again. Jarred, I'm a little nervous about this match. I mean, this could be one of the most spectacular events to even occur on a regular Saturday Shockwave. Or it could be a slaughter, the under dog teaching the veteran some new tricks. Jarred, I cannot get this match out of my head. The possibilities of outcomes are endless. Although most likely this fight won't end in your favor. There's still a small chance that you might even pull a win over me. Now I admit that is very hard to do. But I don't say this to be cocky. I say this to help you. I want to let you know just how bad your gonna look once this is over. I mean, Jarred, I could see you everywhere I go. In my sleep, in the mirror, in a magazine, it doesn't matter. What matters is what YOU are gonna look like once this is all over. What will you see in the mirror? Will you even be able to see? Nobody knows Jarred, nobody knows. Jarred, what makes me different is I won't take a defeat as something offensive. I take it as a learning lesson. I mean, if I lose, I learn from my mistakes. The only problem here is that I don't make mistakes, and therefore never lose. Jarred you say that you are gonna take my undefeated streak. Jarred, you are far from doing that. I mean, you may have figured out the secret to making a man crack. And that is to hurt his pride. Jarred, all those blows to your pride amount for nothing. They are nothing compared to the punishment and embarrassment you will receive. Jarred, you may believe I am invincible, but I am human just like you. I have weak spots, but don't make mistakes. I miss opportunities, but never have errors. If going into this match invincible is what I need to do, then so be it. Because you are the one who's gonna have to deal with it Jarred, not me. I'm just dishing it all out for you. Jarred, my legendary end will come soon. But not this Saturday. Because I will make it my number one goal to make an Impact on someone's life this Saturday. And that my friend will be you Jarred, it will indeed, be you. 

VAN MAN: You know Impact, you got alot of heart. Good Luck against Jarred. Did you hear? He's off the diet. And I found out he works in a library down the block. And he's also a student in elementary. Oh yea, and he also live in an old folks home. And Jarred is a doctor in Michigan..... 

::: Impact turns away from the Van Man ignoring everything he says. He has his goals set and wishes to personally show them to Jarred. Impact point's at the camera and says "Good Luck Jarred, and may the best man win". The camera fades to black :::