::: "Impact" by Taproot plays throughout the arena. The fans stand on there feet waiting for there tag team champion to walk out. After his huge loss and step down from the Television Title, Impact has focused his eyes more on the Tag Team Division. As Impact comes out from the back the fans cheer his name. Impact proudly wears his Tag Team Title as he makes his way down the ramp. Impact enters the ring and calls for a microphone. All of sudden, the Van Man comes running from behind him in his robe and slides in the ring as well. Impact begins to speak  :::

IMPACT: What are you doing here? I got a match!

VAN MAN: I do to. I got to prepare for it as well. I have a few things to get off my chest...

IMPACT: Be my guest...

VAN MAN: Now, you all think your the best huh? Well I know one man who must learn the meaning of pain. I'm calling you out BROWNIE HOUND!!!

IMPACT: Brownie Hound? Get the Hell out of here!

VAN MAN: But, but... He's going to eat all the brownies before it's too late...

IMPACT: I'm sure he will. But I have more important things to talk about than Brownie Hounds. I see two new superstars are getting a tag team title shot. Now, I welcome all newcomers. I want more people to face. I want to see New Blood in the back. Johnny and Shane are just what I am looking for. You see, those two guys have never had a match while I have been around. And now out of nowhere they are getting a tag team title shot? I think there is a major problem here. These two guys need a warm-up match first. They deserve a standard non title match. But I don't make the rules, I follow them. And whatever President Michael thinks is good for the Extreme Measures Federation, so be it. Because they are going to receive the unexpected. Twilight and I are on the road to be the two of the greatest tag team champions in Extreme Measures Federation history. This is our first title defense, but that doesn't mean it will be our last. Now, this so called "Johnny", who the hell are you? Where do you think you are? You are in the Extreme Measures Federation, where the big boys such as the Alliance have been playing in for two and a half months. I'm going to teach you an unwritten lesson. One that many have lived by for the ages. And that is to not jump into the deep end of the Extreme Measures Federation. We are today's top superstars and you are nothing but a little fish in our big sea. Johnny, I'm going to eat you alive. I'm going to make you bear pain to the highest degree. Johnny you may look at me and think of all my possible flaws but when it comes down to intelligence, that is the one game that you will be owned in. Johnny, I may not know much about you, but I can state the obvious. And the obviousness of it all is that you will never be able to hold these Extreme Measures Federation tag team titles, nor even step in the distance of it, nor breathe the air of the man who has it. Johnny, many who have faced me have not been the same as before. I have made an Impact on the lives of everyone here in the Extreme Measures Federation. You and your buddy Shane will be the least of my problems. But to Fatality, you are the number one of our problems as of now. We won't stand for anything. Any tag team titles, ANYBODY! We will eliminate all of our opponents in the tag team division and build an Allied Utopia of Elite Wrestlers. As of right now, those seem to only be the Alliance. Johnny, you will never be there, or your buddy Shane. Johnny this will be your last breath, your rise and your fall, and your beginning to a new end. And that is the Impact I'm gonna make on your life. What you don't know won't hurt you. What you do know will hurt you more. Now on to Shane. I ask again where are you from? And how the hell do you think you can pull this off? You haven't even step foot into the building and now you think you can become the tag team champions? I laugh at your rookie mistakes. You see Shane you may become real big in the Extreme Measures Federation. You might have a huge career, win lots of matches, and maybe even become a champion. But the only stick in the mud there is won't be while I am around in the Extreme Measures Federation. Shane, starting with this match you will receive a beating. Not only from me, but from four other wrestlers. Your going to have four guys all wanting to get rid of you, just because all four guys can. Now that's a killer, isn't it? You don't know what to expect here. You won't be able to deal with the pressure. See, what the Extreme Measures Federation has here is the most talented superstars in any federation. Are you willing to give up all you have just to face us for the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Titles? I think maybe you should go back to where you came from. You aren't wanted around here. You damn well won't be accepted, let me tell you. And you won't be here for long. And the reason for that is because I don't think your going to be able to keep up with us. We are the best to offer. And you are?? Your nothing but a second rate loser. And your end will come faster than my rise in the Extreme Measures Federation. Shane, I don't know anything about you. I really have nothing to say to you. But I can promise, I will make up for all of it with my actions. You see Shane if there was anything to ever be afraid of, it would be this match. Because this match is going to stand in your way of ever "thinking" you are going to transcend in the Extreme Measures Federation. Shane, I want to see if your going to have that  wet spot on your crotch as you make your way to the ring. Shane, when Fatality comes knocking at your door, you better be ready, because I am not going to hold back, I'm not going to go easy on you. I'm going to make this hard on your behalf. And I want you too remember two simple words now, but once you experience them, they will make your life a living hell. Those two words are IMPACT ASSAULT. And this assault will definitely be one to remember, that I can promise you.

::: Impact pauses as he then immediately begins to talk about his other opponents  :::

IMPACT: Now onto Enforcer. This guy I know like a brother. We may see things differently, but from my point of view, I see respect. Sure, he doesn't have the best Win/Loss record in the Extreme Measures Federation. He is built like a brick wall. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have a weak spot. And to find that weak spot, I must do one think no man wants to ever do. That is to give him shit. I'm going give him shit, as well as pile him in his own shit all the way up to his neck. Enforcer, so what if your crazy, did that stop Twilight from beating Angelus? Did it stop the Messiah, our world champion from beating Jarred? Nope. See Enforcer, you need to take a chill pill at your own will. You might have the ability to silence superstars, but there's one thing you better understand and that is, I'm the un-silenced majority pal! And you have now become the minority. And just like America does on all the other little minor countries, they imperialize. Enforcer, be ready for the ultimate imperialization at it's greatest. Expect to see my flag perched upon your breathless body after the match. If you don't believe me, ask Degenerate and Badd Boy. See what they have to tell you. But back to Enforcer, the man with the mystery partner. Do you think you can stand tall this Sunday? Let's set up the scenario that you partners does not show up. Then what? You will ATTEMPT to take on Fatality by yourself??? You got to be a moron, you got to be a REAL moron to want to fight us. Do you not think were going to try our best to maintain these Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Titles? Enforcer, this is pride or die. We are the best in the business. No tag team will be able to beat us. Not Johnny and Shane, not you and your mystery partner. Enforcer, you got it easy. Think about it. If you lose, it's no big deal on your part. It will be just another match. But if you win, You will get the most coveted titles in the Extreme Measures Federation and which I hold so dearly. But Enforcer, I am looking at the extremes here, what you should be concerned with is the means of the situation. And as long as I hold this title, that MEANS it isn't ever leaving my waist. I can assure you of that Enforcer. I know you probably are sitting down in your mental hospital all crunches up in your warm white tight jacket listening to what I say. And even though you are a man of action, I will guesstimate that you are also a man of words. Though they are small and insignificant, nevertheless they are words.  And I know you are sitting and thinking, thinking about everything I say. Trying to analyze words such as "the". Well  Enforcer, I want you to listen to this, the fact that still remains is that you have reached your IMPACT 404. And now it is my turn to return the silence back to you. Enforcer, Twilight gave you shit, Messiah gave you shit, and now you can add a new name on that list. You can start engraving "Impact" now because sooner than later, this will all be a memory in the past. A sad and pitiful meaning on your behalf, but a meaning. And with all lessons to be taught, they contain a hidden message as well. And the hidden message here is that you are nothing but a punching bag to the Alliance. Because after this Saturday, you will have losses from the whole Alliance. But don't feel bad, you will be in the same category as everyone else. And that is a mighty Pact Fact to remember. Enforcer, I am looking forward to beating you, I mean fighting you.... No, I meant beating you. And that is exactly what I intend to do. Because I am training hard also Enforcer. I am working to be my very best to make sure I delete you from existence in the Extreme Measures Federation. Enforcer, you have been given three title shots before, and two of the three you failed to succeed. What makes you even think that this one will tie it all up for you? Enforcer, for your whole career in the Extreme Measures Federation, you have suffered an inauspicious path of losses. And this Sunday will prove that you aren't as crazy as you look. Because your momentum has died down and your impediments shall come to a halting crash. And you will be back on track of your losing streak. Enforcer, you consider yourself a threat to those who lock you for your losses. And you and I both know I have one of the best streaks here in the Extreme Measures Federation. Common knowledge would tell me that you are jealous. Jealous of those who are better than you. Those who have been able to defeat you. Enforcer be ready to be taken down to the zenith of your career, because I am not letting go of my title for even a seconds. And not even an animal such as yourself can take it away from me. Enforcer, I know I will be facing such a presentiment of such evil this Sunday, but I will survive. I am going to survive your hard hits, I'm going to survive your final enforcement, and I will not be silenced. Enforcer, tap into your Enforce-I-Nation. All you will be is lost in a stream of pain. Because while you mentally prepare, I will be setting an epoch upon the Extreme Measures Federation. Now in your mind, you may call it the Enforce-I-Nation, but to normal technical thinkers such as myself call it a "gym". Enforcer, I am going to do al I can to prevent YOU from bringing embarrassment to this Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Title. Enforcer, when people pick up wins over you, they are not flukes, they are reality. And you must learn to except reality. Enforcer, it has all ended for you. Your rise will turn into an early demise, and then you will be in a HUGE world of shit. Enforcer, I advise you to avert your mind to another match because I am going to be everybody's champ, and NOBODY'S BOY!!! Enforcer, I am a man of my word, and my word is the truth. See Enforcer, I speak in present tense for the future. You and I both know what is going to happen. I se Twilight and Impact on top of the Extreme Measures Federation. Enforcer I have my stopwatch ready counting down to your next loss. Enforcer, I was always good in school. And I can assure you I'm going to pass your Enforcer-nomics class. Enforcer it remains an enigma whether or not you will cause streams of bloods, if you will show me and Twilight new forms of pain. Enforcer, you will have two records this Sunday. One for causing the most damage to a persons body and for the biggest loss record known to man. Enforcer you make me wonder just how your going to pull this all off. Do you know your mystery partner? Can you trust him? Enforcer, it will be because of him, that I will end up on your wall. And it's not anything big because once I am on your wall, I will be just another face in the crowd. Enforcer to me you are not just another person in Uproar. You are one of the only remaining survivors of Uproar. You see Uproar's time has passed. And pretty soon your time will as well. Enforcer, this is your End of Days, and Armageddon is upon you my friend. And this Sunday it will have a definite and fatal IMPACT on your life!!!

VAN MAN: And just to let all of you fans out there know, ENFORCER POOED IT!!! That's right, he letout a big stinker that swept the floor last night. I caught him you know...

IMPACT: Remember that Enforcer, Johnny and Shane. When the time is right, this shall be the final FATALITY to eliminate you from the Extreme Measures Federation. And that is a Holy Pact Fact....

::: Impact's theme hits as he drops the microphone and begins to walk up the ramp. As he walks, the Van Man runs behind him holding his nose because he believes Enforcer farted. Impact taunts the crowd one last time before he walks into the back ready to prepare for his next match :::