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nighthoover is coming!

Behold, the hoover is mightier than the dyson, quake in the wake of the might nighthoover, yea, spry mhirrly so

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follow the straight path, and stray ye not, for all paths lead to nighthoover and nighthoover is all, and wherever their art dust and dank filth, let thi hoover dispence of it, and be nighthooverly in thi madness, mhrilly so, oh yea>

The hoover is mightier than the sword, so render teh dusty dustless, and render thus at night!

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When I hear the word culture I reach for my badger

This is the spurious website of 2legs, AKA Mark Faben, who is found here, and also on H2G2, 2legs is the drunken heighpriest to the diety nighthoover, who is the One True Son of the One True Bob, we await the second-coming of nighthoover; hooverreturn.

2legs is interested in such things as nighthoover, tomatos, beer, alcohol, red wine, food, pineapples, lamp posts, the Ruttles, the internet, and most things to do with pants.

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