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The Loser Staff
Do you want to write for the Loser website?? Just send a trial article to Qwerter4@aol.com.
 Qwerter
Editor In Chief
WRITES: Reviews, News, Opinion.
EMAIL: Qwerter4@aol.com
BIO: Qwerter will soon be having his eleventy-second birthday party. Qwerter currently spends his time jellyfishing, grazing on milkweed plants and playing video games.
Recently, Qwerter lost his life and is searching for it incessantly. If anyone finds a neon-aqua-marine colored piece of paper with the word LOSER written on it, then contact Qwerter@aol.com. He would really like to find his life. At the moment, Qwerter is a silly red dinosaur with super cool sunglasses.
 Trish
Writer
WRITES: Reviews
EMAIL: thisisradiotrish@yahoo.com
BIO: Trish is currently working undercover for the British government in central Virginia. Geeky freshman by day and secret agent by night, Trish enjoys listening to and playing music, computer games, and kicking all kinds of international supervillian hiney. Like this one time, she beat up an entire gang of genetically altered mutant ninja warrior dudes with one hand tied behind her back and single-handedly saved the world from this super crazy psychopath evil genius guy! (Plus, she's only five years old! How cool is that???)
.jpg) George the Geomancer
Professional Geomancer
WRITES: Feng Shui
EMAIL: mickeyvetter@yahoo.com
BIO: Although Feng Shui is the primary focus of the George the Geomancer, he has several other bizarre interests, which he obsesses upon for about one week each. Examples of these fettishes include Hello Kitty, Chanel Haute Couture, and mancy (a root meaning divination, or future telling). In the future, he hopes to dominate the world with his combination of Feng Shui and mancy. Until then, he will remain just another writer for this wack as crap website. Oh, and if anyone sends him an email at the address listed above (which, he would like to add, was not put here with his permission) for any reason whatsoever, he will create an evil voodoo curse that will rain down misfortune and unhappiness upon you and your family for all eternity.
 Isa (e - saw)
Pokemon Master
WRITES: Jokes
EMAIL: N/A
BIO: whasssssuppppp yo des be Isa yes Isa pronounced E-Saw yea kinds like that. AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION YES I AM THAT REALLY HOT GUY YOUR THINKING OF. I am 15 years old and am ready to turn 90 because that the age when you can actually have a life i cant wait .o yea i love that song by Lizzie Mcguire’s Hilary Duff wait actually i dont i just think she is really HOTT!!!!!!! Yea it true i am sucker for the ladies but what can i say!!!!!!!!!!! I wish i could be the guy of that show that is my life long dream to be that guy i envy him he is my all time hero well actually hugh herfner is but you know how we do it down here in bikiiny bottom. Yes spongebob is my favorite cartoon its so crazy like green eggs and ham. But serouisly who would eat green eggs abd ham i dont blame the guy wait i would but are the both the eggs and ham green of just the eggs or is it green ham regular eggs or regular eggs and green ham I AM SO BAFFLED by these life questions which were betoid upon me by the all great one Anroo he is the master of all wackness if only i could be half as wack as he was then i my life would have meaning. Hey who is into Punk Rock!! I AM mi banda favarita????? The Casulties I would have to say but techno is all dat and your mom with a back ache ooooooooooo ( yea!! i just made that up ) none can beat DAFT PUNK they are the single most greatest band ever they are the artist of that ever popular songs Hey Where’s My Jagon and Baby Got Backkked Up Into A Wall Yea well T=that is preety much all that makes me who i am ooohhh yea and pokemon cant forget that
Yea were bringing back americas number one drug pokemon so bust out those decks and get and get ready for a crazy not normal extraordinary wacky do hicky adventure
POKEMON 4 LIFE!!!
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