From the corporation that brought you Only Fools And Horses Xmas Special, Absolutely Fabulous Series Four and Auf Wiedersehn Pet Series Three...

: TWO BLOKES AND A BABY!

· See Gary and Dorothy struggle with being young parents in a modern world!

· Laugh as Gary’s bumbling flatmate Tony has to look after the baby for the day!

· Laugh as Gary’s bumbling landlord Ken has to look after the baby for the day!

· Laugh as Gary’s bumbling co-workers George and Anthea have to look after the baby for the day!

· Be shocked as Gary and Tony get drunk while they’re supposed to be looking after the baby!

· Applaud as Baby Kylie says her first word – “Lager!”

· Cheer like a bunch of idiots as Baby Kylie meets her namesake – Aussie singer Kylie Minogue!

· Give us a Bafta when Gary gets serious for a moment at the end of the last episode!

· Ensure that BBC One beats ITV1 in Christmas Day ratings by tuning in to see an old, but popular sit-com, which ended several years ago, before it became stale, which has been re-hashed by unoriginal BBC executives. Just like you did for Only Fools and Horses.

Page added… 06 May 2002.