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The Boob
Squad
~saving
the world in inappropriate outfits~
Hello and welcome to the Boob
Squad's, sort of official, website until such time as someone with
some skill can be bothered to make a better one. Now you, weary internet surfer,
are probably wondering what the hell is going on here and just what
this Boob Squad is actually all about (you're also probably
wondering if we have all gone insane, the answer is yes) Either that or
you really couldn't be bothered doing anything else and are just
browsing through random websites. Either way unsuspecting traveler
let us entertain you for a while. Let us tell you a story, a story
so great it has shocked peoples, shook nations and taken over
bulletin boards in an instant. A story of bravery and heroics, of
great heroes and cruel villains, of terrible evils and joyful
goodness, a story of truth, honor, justice and unbelievably
inappropriate costumes. Let us tell you the story of the Boob Squad.
Our story starts in Boobtopia,
a small city that
exists somewhere in USA though no one's really sure where. We
think it might be in California somewhere but that's just random
guessing. It's a
pretty pleasant place to live actually. That is if you happen to
be completely oblivious to the fact that it's the war ground of
the battle between two of the most fearsome fighting forces ever
known to man...or in this case woman.
For you see Boobtopia is home to the
legendary Boob Squad. Who are the Boob Squad you ask, what do they
do? And will we ever stop stalling? It's time to read the answers
you seek. The Boob Squad are a group of well endowed superheroines that
have sworn to protect this little city of Boobtopia and it's inhabitants from
the destruction and evil of corporations like the notorious Team
Silicone, who we will discuss later, and aim to spread self acceptance and love throughout
the universe. Their job isn't easy though in this modern world of
advertising and stereotypes: they fight an unending battle against
the evil corporations looking to make profit out of the self-conscious.
Will these champions for
justice succeed in their quest to save the
innocent? Or will the abuse of modern science and promise of the
perfect body be too much for even them to fight? Find out in the
adventures of the Boob Squad.
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