The Boob Squad are the revolutionary Superheroes of Boobtopia. They fight for natural beauty and acceptance of self, and are dead set against Evil doers who seek to exploit the self-conscious for profitable gain or sadistic pleasures. An all woman cast of crime fighters, with the exception of Captain Malkarris the token male/mechanic, they break down stereotypes with their new ways of thinking trying to spread self love throughout the world.

The original Boob Squader and current team leader was the infamous Superboob, who prior to forming the squad, wondered aimlessly fighting random evils here and there. However a chance encounter with the evil doer Boobjob over the handsome Ray Crisp including a vicious bout of mud breastling lead to Superboob uncovering a deeper evil- Team Silicone. Formed by Boobjob and the mysterious Madame Silicone that Superboob had mistaken for Boobjob during the conflict, then quickly joined by Tiny Tits Superboob soon realized that this force for evil was a lot more serious than she had anticipated. At this point, still locked in the intense grip of battle as the fighting got more intense and the weapons of Team Silicone bombarded Superboob, Boobs O'Death joined the Super Hero in the fight. The pair fought valiantly against the evil team, eventually freeing Tiny Tits from their evil brain washing with the promise of the Leather Lads (The Boob Squads own fan boys)

Team Silicone made a hasty retreat under the pressure of the three endowed heroines and the Boob Squad was officially formed with the conflict over. During a small time of peace the three Boob Squaders recruited some new members, the young Lady Boobsalot and the hippie Jiggle Jugs. After a kidnap attempt on the Leather Lads by Madame Silicone was foiled by Boobs O'Death, the Boob Squad started to create their HQ the Booblair and admitted Captain Malkarris to join their ranks as inventor and mechanic,  the first male in history to officially join this force in a  non- cheerleading role. 

Following in the footsteps of Captain Malkarris two other young males joined the Boobsquad, while not getting actively engaged in the combat situations they are both an unbelievable help to the running and upkeep of the Boob Squad and without them it's probably likely the Squad would disintegrate into chaos. Who are these two vital young men? The first is Yodel Bean, a sexy Scottish lad who seems to be only able to communicate in grunts (though that might be just the accent) and Scottish slang who is the janitor of the Boob Squad and general handy man as well as medic round the Booblair and helps provide that non-sexual masculine touch to the place.  (lets face it, without him there wouldn't be one programmed VCR in the whole place) The second young man is Tergon, though he's the official chef of the Junior Squad he also cooks for pretty much everybody in the Booblair and his skills in the kitchen are unsurpassed. You name it, he can cook it.

The Leather Lads themselves also had lives before joining the Boob Squad. Though none of them have come up to bite the LL in the ass as much as Kurt's has. One day out of the blue (pardon the pun) a young woman arrived on the doorstep of the Booblair and asked to see the Leather clad heart throb, a gun strapped to her waist and a young toddler in her arms. After nearly collapsing from shock, the truth finally came out as Kurt was forced to explain just who was this Detective Ealasaid Sparkleworks and just why did she have a small fuzzy blue child that liked to crawl across the roof? Turns out the child, Alfhild was the production of one night of steamy drunken passion between Mr Wagner and Miss Sparkleworks. Due to complications with her boss on the police force she now needs Kurt to start acting out his fatherly duties, including paying backlogged child support and taking the kidlet to the park on Saturdays.