If you don't know what, exactly, the Worms do, they're a Canadian comedy group who travel across North America (and then some) entertaining Canadians and Americans alike with their witty humour. To see if the Worms will soon visit your area, check out their tour schedule at www.arrogant-worms.com. Click individual titles for lyrics, or click the image of the album to browse.

The Arrogant Worms currently have 8 CDs released: "Arrogant Worms" released 1992 1. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate 2. The Credit Song 3. Let's Go Bowling 4. Goin' Huntin' 5. Don't Go Into Politics 6. No Sale, No Store 7. The Canadian Crisis Song 8. The Ballad of Dan 9. Jesus' Brother Bob 10. I Want To Look Like Arnold 11. Carfull Of Pain 12. The Christmas Song 1. Tokyo Love Song 2. Carrot Juice Is Murder 3. Rippy The Gator 4. Killer Robots From Venus 5. Having Fun Is Bad For You 6. The Fishing Song 7. William Shakespeare's In My Cat 8. A Night On Dildo 9. The Last Sensitive Cowboy 10. Losing Hair Under God 11. Big Fat Road Manager "Russell's Shorts" released 1994 "C'est Cheese" released 1995 1. Sam, The Guy From 'Quincy' 2. Kill The Dog Next Door 3. Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts 4. Sex, Drugs & RRSPs 5. History Is Made By Stupid People 6. My Voice Is Changing 7. Proud To Be A Banker 9. Horizon 10. The Happy Happy Birthday Song 11. Dangerous 12. The Mountie Song 13. Dog Food Woman 14. The Mounted Animal Nature Trail 15. A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo 16. Let There Be Guns 1. Jesus' Brother Bob 2. The Mountie Song 3. Canada's Really Big 4. Me Like Hockey 5. Proud To Be Canadian 6. Malcolm 7. TV Weather Guy 8. The Ballad Of Dan 9. Carfull Of Pain 10. Mounted Animal Nature Trail 11. Carrot Juice is Murder 12. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate "Live Bait" released 1997 "Christmas Turkey" released 1997 1. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass 2. The Christmas Song 3. Santa Got Arrested 4. Christmas Sucks 5. Things Are Looking Bad For Santa 6. Christmas Turkey Blues 7. Oh God, I'm Santa Claus! 8. Christmas Is Almost Here 9. Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day 10. The Same Christmas Cake 11. Christmastime 12. Christmas Blues 13. Christmas Hangover 14. Vincent The Christmas Virus 15. Christmas In Ignace 1. A Man Has Needs 2. Steel Drivin' Man 3. Great To Be A Nerd 4. Celine Dion 5. Rocks & Trees 6. The Gaelic Song 7. Wong's Chinese Buffet 8. I Am Cow 9. Johnny Came Home Headless 10. Heimlich Maneuver 11. Scary Ned 12. Sponges 13. Login To You 14. Winnebago "DIRT" released 1999 "Idiot Road" released 2001 1. Idiot Road 2. Boy Band 3. We Are The Beaver 4. Baby Poo 5. Fuzzy Dice 6. I Ran Away 7. Trichinosis 8. Billy The Themepark Shark 9. Stalker Girl 10. Worst Seat On The Plane 11. Really Scary 12. Drink With Me 13. Mrs. Catto Loves Her Budgie

1. A Man Has Needs 2. Jesus' Brother Bob 3. Boy Band 4. Malcolm 5. Big Fat Road Manager 6. Carrot Juice Is Murder 7. The Happy Happy Birthday Song 8. Me Like Hockey 9. Idiot Road 10. Christmas Is Almost Here 11. Log In To You 12. I Am Cow 13. Celine Dion 14. Let There Be Guns 15. Rippy The Gator 16. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass 17. Dog Named Bob 18. Song Inside My Head

"Gift Wrapped" released 2002